Bethlehem
say that such Belén Esteban ( famous for to touch the jam with a bullfighter ) could stand for election and get many votes. I think little. If a country has what it deserves Esteban should be appointed now perpetual dictator of Spain . By popular acclaim.
As, fortunately, we have things better than what we deserve, we will never know what would have happened to be our collective destinies governed by such a mind. And this can not be well and we give the people what they asked:
should choose a English island (ie, not worth Parsley ) which fits a lot of people (again invade discard parsley for this purpose) and Belén Esteban appoint his only absolute and omnipotent ruler. You could even start a dynasty and related to the royalty of other countries. The only restriction is that his absolute power could not sell their sovereignty, so that if she or abdicate descendants to return to Spain again.
All English citizen is free to flee the island to the mainland with the paid ticket and return in the future. Or stay, giving up their nationality and adopting that of belenestebanista (the island take the name of its dictator, of course). Similarly every citizen English who really wants their life to be governed by Belén Esteban can travel to the island with the bill paid, but you can not return it will have lost their nationality and human rights in the event.
After one year will send scientists to test the effects of the experiment. Possibly belenestebanistas bipedalism have left by now, eat dung, and communicate by braying.