mysteries FUTURE Many spies have lost their horns to get this information.
But that kind of mindless sheep without horns believe semos!? Turning
year so happy, without regard! Giving
shelved mysteries that can sink the wave-particle continuum, looking the other way to conspicuous acts of nature, buried under tons of dung more cases attaching the planet, ainss! ...
I propose, therefore, these events remind you not to fall on ears maimed.
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Record Elk 231: To start with, we imbestigando follow the mystery of the REC, rocks California emigrants.
In Death Valley, California, there are some rocks that move alone.
Since no witnesses to this case has been renamed
"the rocks that move alone when nobody looks" , it has similarities with investigations initiated
"the invisible guy when nobody sees" and "the tree that falls in the forest when no one hears" .
extraterrestrial unconfirmed sources, nor the sources and their statements, they say deke, researchers imbestigan are being blocked by an 'evil mind that casts a shadow' who is given a senior position in California administration and that their involvement in this conspiracy has taken him to resign recently (Arnold adios, adios!).
Record Elk 213: continue with the case of Judge bleeding that bit a dog.
A Colorado judge sent a dog into exile because of his bad behavior with customers from the ski resort of Aspen.
The dog, named Gizmo, was first punished to spend ten days in a dog shelter and then shipped out of Colorado.
addition, he warned that if seen in Aspen would be sentenced to death. According to sources
NCOs contrast, a famous actor, connected with great successes of the cinema as "Brody called him," Adrien eighth passenger "," Adrien vs. Predators "and" Adrien Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ", might be interested in playing the role of Gizmo in the film adaptation of the dramatic story.
Record Elk 123: between our agents known colloquially as the record Viking Moose.
All residents of Sweden are forced to DepEd prior permission to paint any part of your own home. However, nothing is said about other people's houses, which are abetted decorative assaults between neighbors.
unfounded suspicions confirmed that the intergalactic empire IKEA is far behind this dark, high commanders of the imperial fleet IKEA have been quick to deny any involvement in the killings.
To the question "What death?" responded "euh, nothing, nothing."
On the other hand, in Norway all drink that exceeds 5% alcohol can not be sold at election time, this mysterious prohibition goes to show, without any kind of proof that the people of the north are possessed by a rage makes murderous blood thirsty beasts if they are unable to get hit by a slot role.
To conclude this dossier has come to our hooves a report from Denmark on the new Drakkar Rally 2011.
The output will be done in the port of Copenhagen and the layout continue for the French coast "until the craft abound in gold and slaves" in the words unintelligible to the members of the organizing committee, said between laughs and toast with horns filled with beer.
Something is rotten in the Kingdom of Denmark is Hamlet.
commemorative T-shirts and mugs and are for sale on its website.
Record Elk 132: changed lanes to refer now to the strange case of Father Archer.
All proceeds, subject to certain laws that have been a little dated. This is what happens in the county of Hereford (United Kingdom) where
anyone can shoot a Welshman in the Cathedral Close on Sunday but has to do with a bow . According to the Father Archer
abolish this healthy tradition would end with "adventure travel" in the area and significantly reduce the number of parishioners attending Sunday with full religious fervor ... and bow.
From the Archbishop of Canterbury refused to make statements on the controversial law or
"those dirty Welsh" .
Record Elk 312: Across the vast expanse of water between two continents in a small state that gave birth to George W. Bush decided to show off his particular sense, just in case.
A Texas law says that if two trains meet at an intersection of roads, both must stop completely and no one should move until the other is gone.
In this case have already registered over 200 cases of trains that never reached their destination, crossing all for that state. Texas Sera
the new Bermuda Triangle or continue to wear long trousers?
Record Elk 321: The latest research focuses on the central point of forward-somatic CientÃfrico Bleach, the event recognizes the achievements of research and development in technology, in the First and the Odd.
Ig Nobel Prizes are a great opportunity for our R + D + A to become involved with amazing gadgets in halos of mystery:
- One of the prizes awarded this year went to research that had shown that
put on socks over shoes-and not the reverse-prevented one could slip on the ice . Our
masterminds able to deduce that the laboratory would have the same effect on the hoof, allowing our field agents safe crossing frozen lakes to be adrift.
- also has been awarded this year logic and reason. And another award has gone to research
stating that the results of a company would be much better if the directors were chosen at random and not by their successes or career.
From the CRA (Council of the Rebelelión Moose), who always was in favor of the indiscriminate use of chance, we announced that we intend to implement, among the heads of as many companies as possible, measures to remain as "Russian roulette" and other .
- This case also explores the latest plot hatched by those people of ancient culture and bazaars bargains.
A team of Chinese scientists has won the Ig Nobel Biology
demonstrating that fruit bats also have their intimate moments and oral sex is not something reserved only to humans .
far ignored that claim by showing that a blind critters may mistake parts of their congeners with fruit, as they hang from trees.
- A prize went to researchers at the company BP Plc
to show that oil and water can mix itself.
If we can show that oil spills as altruistic chasing an end, we will request the exemption of such noble knights of the natural world.
- The Ig Nobel Prize in Economics was awarded to directors of companies Goldman Sachs and Lehman Brothers by
"create and promote new ways to invest money .
Our cause, always in need of funds, would benefit from the signing of such great visionaries, so we sent scouts, emissaries and assassins who seek such geniuses all ski resorts, private islands and tropical paradises on earth.
This fact, these records have seen the light and the light has returned the look ...
